There has been extensive speculation these past several months that Dewine might be a British spy. Many cited recent anti-rights actions as their reasoning. However, while this has remained only speculation, it seems that there may be proof of this...
A recent image has surfaced showing Dewine taking off a rubber mask, which reveals King George III. Coincidentally the King who shut down the Boston Harbor... (NO CONNECTION TO THE ILLUMINATI!)
Ohio Representatives said they were “baffled” and “surprised”, but not enough to actually do anything. Sure they would pass a bill that would limit his powers... but considering that bill passes Dewine’s desk, that obviously wouldn’t work.
We asked a local representative their opinion on the issue:
Reporter:
“So what can you representatives do to fight Dewine’s powers?
Representative
“Oh that’s easy. We’d simply have to draft a bill that limits his powers. In fact, I myself have created one already!”
Reporter:
“Uhh huh... very good, but didn’t that bill get vetoed by Dewine?”
Representative:
“Well... he certainly executed his Governing powers to regulate legislation.”
Reporter:
“Cool. I guess that means yes... So I guess my next question, which is the same question... What can you do?!”
Representative:
“Umm, we could post lots of memes about how we don’t like Dewine’s mandates...”
Reporter
“Ok... so you can’t do your job and just bypass his veto? Like... I know you have the power to do that...”
Representative:
*trying to find a political way of saying No* “mmmmmmmm.... eeeee.... Noooeee no...”
Reporter:
*sigh* “Ok, so why not?”
Representative:
“Well, umm... you know... It’s already dinner time, and... I have a dinner reservation... that I uhhh, can’t be late to. It’s at one of the new red Lobsters on Main Street.”
Reporter:
“Ok, I think I get the picture. Thank you for your time representative. I guess we the people are on our own...”
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