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Jeff Goldman
Sep 19, 20221 min read
Hamilton Chicken Says "YOU CANNOT PASS!"
It has been reported on the Hamilton West Group that a chicken is loose on Schuler Avenue. Hamiltonians found themselves helpless today...
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Jeff Goldman
Aug 8, 20201 min read
Ohioans Partied Past 10:01pm while Dewine was in Quarantine.
Sure this proves the tests aren't always right, but I'm pretty sure Trump rigged it, just to scare Dewine!"
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Jeff Goldman
Jul 31, 20201 min read
Local Economy expected to make Full Recovery from Mask Sales Alone.
We have bars open till 10:00, NOT 10:01!!!!! But that’s ok, cause the virus will get you at 10:01.
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Jeff Goldman
Jul 18, 20201 min read
Unwritten Laws of Hamilton - Only Hamiltonians will understand.
The River isn’t safe. Yeah there is sewer water, but I’m talking about the geese.
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Jeff Goldman
Jun 11, 20201 min read
Unwritten Laws of Hamilton - How many do you know?
All citizens must report unexplained booms within 10 minutes, on a Facebook group. If you heard the boom too, but a post has already been ma
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