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Hamilton Chicken Says "YOU CANNOT PASS!"
It has been reported on the Hamilton West Group that a chicken is loose on Schuler Avenue. Hamiltonians found themselves helpless today...
Jeff Goldman
Sep 19, 20221 min read
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Ohioans Partied Past 10:01pm while Dewine was in Quarantine.
Sure this proves the tests aren't always right, but I'm pretty sure Trump rigged it, just to scare Dewine!"
Jeff Goldman
Aug 8, 20201 min read
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Local Economy expected to make Full Recovery from Mask Sales Alone.
We have bars open till 10:00, NOT 10:01!!!!! But that’s ok, cause the virus will get you at 10:01.
Jeff Goldman
Jul 31, 20201 min read
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Unwritten Laws of Hamilton - Only Hamiltonians will understand.
The River isn’t safe. Yeah there is sewer water, but I’m talking about the geese.
Jeff Goldman
Jul 18, 20201 min read
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Unwritten Laws of Hamilton - How many do you know?
All citizens must report unexplained booms within 10 minutes, on a Facebook group. If you heard the boom too, but a post has already been ma
Jeff Goldman
Jun 11, 20201 min read
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