Hamilton Chicken Says "YOU CANNOT PASS!"

It has been reported on the Hamilton West Group that a chicken is loose on Schuler Avenue.

Hamiltonians found themselves helpless today as a lone chicken stood between them, and their way to work. No one has asked this chicken as to why she is blocking the road, or why she would dare cross the road to begin with... The chicken simply exclaims, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at passerby's, striking fear into all who near Schuler Avenue.

Taken by Abby May Bedington (Edited by Jeff Goldman)

So far, it is unclear whether authorities are able to handle this situation or not. One passerby has stated "I don't know what to do... I've never seen a chicken in a Gandalf costume before! This is Hamilton I guess, but I'm used to druggies saying 'You cannot pass!' not chickens!"

We have yet to see how this will play out... if only their was a balrog nearby... Hmm...

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