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Unwritten Laws of Hamilton - How many do you know?

Writer's picture: Jeff GoldmanJeff Goldman

There are some things Hamiltonians just know. They are unwritten rules that most of us follow, but we really don’t know why.


Anyways, we’ve compiled a list of the top 5 unwritten rules of Hamilton Ohio. How many do know already? Tell us the number in the comments.


Number 1


All citizens must report unexplained booms within 10 minutes, on a Facebook group. If you heard the boom too, but a post has already been made, simply comment what you think it was.


Number 2


Everyone must complain about high street traffic. If you don’t, do you even live here?


Number 3


It’s a requirement to go to Flubs and Jolly’s, within 3 days before their opening, and 3 days before their closing for the season. If you don’t, you’ll be excommunicated and considered a person from... *blehhh* Middletown...


Number 4


It’s legal to drive 35MPH on the High/Main St Bridge, cause even cops do it.


Number 5

You cannot remain neutral about Spooky Nook. You have to either hate it, or absolutely love it.


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