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Giant Red Lobster Confirmed at Rhea Avenue

Writer's picture: Jeff GoldmanJeff Goldman

It has been the talk of the town for many years now... Hamiltonians have eagerly wondered what new construction might bring about. Every time a building was torn down and rebuilt, we all secretly and publicly wondered... "Is it going to be a Red Lobster?"


Some were satisfied with the Red Lobster in a van down by the river, but many still craved their infinite delicious cheddar bay biscuits that one can only get at a seated restaurant.




The wait has gone on long enough however, and an unidentified city council member has confirmed, It's coming!



The new location is being built on Rhea Avenue as we speak, and the city council member reported "Yeah we finally got one here, we secretly leaked that one would be built at other locations throughout the years, but we were just messing with the good People of Hamilton Hub & Hamilton West Group."


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