What do you expect? It’s 2020... people have been cooped up in their homes for 2 months, doing literally nothing. Well, nothing besides playing Kerbal Space Program & Flappy Jump every day. It gets boring.
So expect almost everyone to be firing off round... after round... of fireworks. The city council has regretted their decision to make a larger display this year, as people have already taken to Facebook, to ask people what that boom was. Even though we all know it was Alexander Hamilton’s ghost...
The city council has so regretted their decision, that they are planning to shut down the Hamilton Hub, and the Hamilton West Side group temporarily.
Hamilton Council:
“Right after we suggested a larger display, we knew we made a mistake...”
We told the city council that they’d just make other groups, and that many planned to leave the Hamilton West group anyways. They however, declined to comment...
Overall, it seems like we’ll have a larger than normal show this week, and I think most of us are looking forward to it.
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