We have a Time machine... Yes. Us, an obscure news site; and we decided to take a look at the future of the "Fix our Streets" campaign.
Everyone wants to fix our streets, but do we really want more taxes to do what they already taxed us to do?... Many people say that they just keep asking for more taxes every year, but is that really true? Well, we took to the future to find. The results may SHOCK you!...
2020 - "If we increase taxes, we can fix our roads."
2021 - "If we increase taxes, we can actually fix our roads..."
2022 - "If we increase taxes, we can actually... actually fix our roads..."
2023 - "If we increase taxes, we can this time fix our roads..."
2024 - "If we increase taxes, we can this time fix our roads... THIS TIME!"
2025 - "Would I lie to you? If we increase taxes, we can really fix our roads..."
2026 - "I know taxes are high, but If we increase taxes, we can fix our roads!"
2027 - "but... If we increase taxes, we can fix our roads!"
2028 - "What's wrong with taxes?! Taxes are FUN! ...we increase taxes, we fix our roads!"
2029 - "Please, please give us money!... We promise we won't invest in anymore scary nooks!
2030 - "What do you mean fix our budget?!!! Wait you're right! We're paying too much on police and fire! I'm sure they could simply get a grant or something..."
2031 - "Now where were we?... oh yes! Taxes!"
2032 - "A made a new song... Fill all the pot holes with taxes, taxes make the world all joy!!!.... Hey! Stop throwing tomatoes!"
2033 - "I know we promised to fix the roads 13 years ago... but we just didn't get enough taxes that's what."
2034 - "I've got an idea... what if we..."
*crowd: throws tomatoes again*
"Never mind..."
By our projections... The City may do this... Forever!... We really have no way of knowing when they, and others will stop.
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