Covid-19 (otherwise known as the Toyota Corroll... I mean the Coronavirus) has officially killed EVERYONE who didn’t buy toilet paper and hand sanitizer earlier this week.
Apparently some doubters of the ongoing apocalypse decided they didn’t need toilet paper and hand sanitizer, since the disease has killed far less people than the Flu has this year. Of course those doubters dropped dead as a door nail. Poor souls...
Of course everyone who did buy at least 30 pounds of hand sanitizer was miraculously saved! Their hands and butts stayed clean while others didn’t! Even though the fact that other people not being clean, and thus spreading their germs everywhere, should mean everyone will end up sick anyways, naysayers still argue that this isn’t real life, that it’s just a fake article that I’m writing late at night because I couldn’t buy hand sanitizer at dollar tree. ☹️ That’s right... I died too... Thanks a lot 😕
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