Due to the social distancing regulations (I know that phrase is way overstated), many companies have been letting their employees work from home.
At first, workers got dressed, and brushed their teeth like they normally do. However, some workers have taken to simply staying in their pajamas, or at least putting on a nice suit and tie. Though not the pants, that’s just too difficult.
This has caused some very weird problems... Video chats have become increasingly awkward. In fact, some employees have even been threatened with termination!
Though as time goes on... even the managers have accepted this new norm of laziness. And why shouldn’t they? Being locked in your home for 2 months is mentally challenging!
This mother of 3 writes:
“I love my kids... but they suck! Why haven’t their teachers taught them morals. It’s their job right?”
Most mothers seem to think that dads aren’t helping either...
“My husband is good with kids... too good. I told them to finish their math, but he told them to play Fortnite! He says it helps them learn architecture... or something...”
Thankfully for us Ohioans, the world starts spinning again next month! If it didnt, we’d all jump off!
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