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Forsythia cures the Corona Virus! [SATIRE]

Writer: Jeff GoldmanJeff Goldman

As of March 25, there were 2 confirmed cases of the Corona Virus in Hamilton. Doctors are recommending that patients take an Anti-Malaria Drug called Hydroxy-Chloroquine (No relation to fish cleaner). However, expert conspiracy theorists are suggesting that the CDC is “totally making this up”, and “hiding the real cure”.

I guess it just goes to show, that you shouldn’t trust random websites on the internet. Always stick to trusted newspapers, like The Hamilton Diary.

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