Live PD, the television series depicting live police interactions and arrests on TV, has agreed to film in Hamilton.
Live PD had placed a poll, asking viewers to select the most obscure city for them to film an episode. The City of Hamilton was selected the most times.
Hamilton’s Police department confirmed this saying: “We’re excited to film an episode of Live PD! Many kids used to dream of growing up to become cops, but quite honestly most dream of becoming cops just to be on Live PD nowadays.
It took several weeks before the episode was completed, (the developers cited unusual complications in with the development) so we weren’t able to complete this article until now.
We asked the creators “why all of the problems?”
Their response: “Well Hamilton is a very boring town. The cops are good, but... there’s simply no action, like at all! I’ve never known a more boring town!”
“Many calls were for random booms, bike thefts, small drug possessions, and people driving without brake lights... Which to be honest, is probably what half our show is anyways... but why are grown men stealing girls bikes?! They look like utter idiots riding them.
I guess I can’t explain the delay. I guess there’s just not a whole of this happening. Except when people start posting about it on Facebook... then EVERYONE hears random booms.”
We asked if they’d be willing to do another episode.
“NEVER!” They said:
“I wouldn’t do another episode if my life counted on it! I said that it was basically half what we usually do, not 100%. I think you’d be lucky if we ever air it.”
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