**DO NOT FEAR, WE MAKE FUN OF BABY BOOMERS TOO***
Grocery stores have finally recovered from the massive March Food Grab. However, those who bought the food aren’t sure how or what to do with it anymore.
Jake Houstton (28), described the frustration with his issue.
Jake:
“Like... everyone was buying meat, so I thought like... I should probably buy that too, you know? So I bought 15 steaks. I knew it’s expensive, but like, I could just use the stimulus check to buy it all...”
Interviewer:
“Did you only buy steak, or did you buy other things too?”
Jake:
“Oh yeah! I bought Doritos, Guacamole,  Avocados in case Meijer runs out of guacamole, bottled water, spray, and of course... 10, 96 roll packages of Charmin.”
Interviewer:
Don’t those large Charmin packages cost like, twenty bucks?!”
Jake: “Like yeah... but... the stimulus check...” Interviewer: “Have you even payed your rent yet?!” Jake: “Umm... I don’t have to, right?...” We promptly ended our interview. However, we decided to interview Ms. Lake, a Baby Boomer at the age of 63. Unfortunately she smacked us with a grocery bag full of prunes and yelled: “6 feet back, or 6 feet under suckers!!!”
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