Corvid-19 (otherwise known as the Chevy Corrol... I mean the Corona Virus) has officially killed EVERYONE who didn’t buy toilet paper and ha

“Many calls were for random booms, bike thefts, small drug possessions, and people driving without brake lights... Which to be honest, is pr

Except for the pigeons... they’ve breathed in too many bus fumes. They’re too dumb.. to tell the difference between a giant bird or a bagel.